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my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified
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- Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.
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“new year new me” i say laughing with my friends
suddenly i grab hold of the top of my head and start peeling my skin downwards, i shed out of my old flesh and am now completely made new
i am a snake
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awkward moment when you exceed your post limit so you have to go back to your old blog where you know people in real life and you get scared to blog something incase they see it.
like this post.
